30 Nisan 2010 Cuma

Internetin Kuralları

note: rules 1 & 2 only apply to raids

1. do not talk about /b/
2. do not talk about /b/
3. we are anonymous.
4. anonymous is legion.
5. anonymous does not forgive, anonymous does not forget.
6. anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. there are no real rules about posting.
9. there are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. if you enjoy any rival sites — don't.
11. you must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. nothing is sacred.
14. do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. the more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. there are no girls on the internet.
17. a cat is fine too.
18. one cat leads to another.
19. the more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. it is delicious cake. you must eat it.
21. it is delicious trap. you must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. cock goes in here.
24. you will never have sex.
25. ????
26. profit!
27. it needs more desu. no exceptions.
28. there will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
29. you can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. no real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. capslock is cruise control for cool.
32. even with cruise control you still have to steer.
33. desu isn't funny. seriously guys. it's worse than chuck norris jokes.
34. there is porn of it. no exceptions. (bkz: rule 34)
35. if no porn is found of it, it will be created.
36. no matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. no exceptions.
37. even one positive comment about japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
38. when one sees a lion, one must get into the car
39. there is furry porn of it. no exceptions.
40. the pool is always closed due to aids (and stingrays, which also have aids).
41. if there isn't enough just ask for moar.
42. everything has been cracked and pirated.
43. disregard that i suck cocks
44. the internet is not your personal army.
45. rule 45 is a lie.
46. the cake is a lie.
47. if you post it, they will cum.
48. it needs moar cowbell. i have a fever.
49. rules 1 to 49 are absolute!

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15 Nisan 2010 Perşembe

Eski Günlerimiz

Bir Z.Osman SABA şiiri...


bir oda içinde saat sesi
hayatın sırtımdan giden pençesi
ve beni maziye götüren bir el
eski günlerimiz sessiz ve güzel

bulduğum kayıplar her günkü yerin
işte konsol ayna köşe minderin
seccaden tespihin namaz başörtün
bir şey değişmemiş sanki daha dün

yine ortancalar altı camının
dışarda sükûnu yaz akşamının
bahçemiz sulanmış ıslak her çiçek
kapı çalınacak babam gelecek.



10 Nisan 2010 Cumartesi

Fail !

İşte en iyisi , favorim 
Angel FAIL !  
Bu nasıl bir dizayndır ??? 
Sarhoş Noel Baba. 
Büyük İndirim !

3 Nisan 2010 Cumartesi